and a fabric udder attached to the front
the things that scare us most are the things outside of us
grey hair you might even look like you've been marooned on an island
and you likely do not have the immortality they're after
Black Layered Tulle Petticoat Theme_1970s and a fabric udder attachedEvery woman needs little help now and then, a little umph! We need things pushed up, squeezed in, and held down. We need to pluck, tweeze, shave, sculpt, curl, straighten, dye, extend, and wax. It can be time consuming and exhausting. Luckily, we get help in all sorts of mysterious ways, from waterproof mascara to push up bras.(Chocolate helps, too. Chocolate and wine.)It takes a lot of work to be a woman. Sometimes, like us, our skirts fall a little