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Ugin, the Ineffable [War of the Spark] Harpy Mercenary A Rakdos party is aSet: War of the Spark Type: Legendary Planeswalker Ugin Rarity: Rare Cost: {6} Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. +1: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2 2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. 3: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.